Saturday, March 3, 2012

SEX. WHO PAYS?

Am I the only one that suspects the Georgetown chick is probably a lesbian? Definitely could be playing collegiate field hockey.

Last I heard, they can't get each other pregnant?

Isn't that true, or has there been some sort of breakthrough?



Now - Let's do the math:

She says: Sex is costing $3,000 annually?!

Birth Control pills: $15 per month

This means a woman would have to be swallowing nearly 17X the amount of pills prescribed.

No wonder she looks like a man.

OR

A condom is $1 (Actually, probably less, but lets assume she's only letting luxury penises in).

If sex is costing her $3,000 per year, she's having sex 8.219191780 times every day, all year!

What does that make her? (Exactly the question Rush asked).

Either a 'slut' or a 'prostitute."

Let's hope prostitute because we should hope she's getting paid to do it 8 times a day.

Oh wait, that's pretty much what she wants us to do; pay for her sex.

No thanks.